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Senior citizen

Post by Wotif on Sun 05 Aug 2012, 6:26 am

A Hobart senior citizen drove his brand new Monaro convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 kph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he drove along, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Highway Patrol car, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 kph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for
this!" and pulled over to await the police officer's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the copper got out of his vehicle and walked
up to the Holden. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Highway Patrol officer. I thought you were bringing her back.

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the officer

Any day i wake up, is a good day

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