Paddy was walking home

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Paddy was walking home

Post by Wotif on Sat 23 Feb 2013, 7:01 am

Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty quid" she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the heck, its only twenty quid so they hide in the bushes.
They're going "at it" for a couple of minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them - it's a police officer.

"What's going on here people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," Paddy answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," Paddy says, "neither did I until you shone that bloody light in her face.”

Any day i wake up, is a good day

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