Plane Crew....

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Plane Crew....

Post by Wotif on Sun 16 Mar 2014, 7:15 am


A jet is making its final approach to St. John's Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into St. John's Newfoundland. I want to thank you all for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the "ROCK".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the c.o.c.k.pit.
The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're on the Rock?' 'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel, take a big crap, then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t*ts out for dinner. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and have sex all night long.'

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the ****pit to turn the intercom off.

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear.....He's gotta land the plane and have a crap first.."

Any day i wake up, is a good day

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