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Post by Wotif on Tue 08 Apr 2014, 5:49 am

Paddy, One of the little people,is planning to marry,
he is. he is.
so he goes to visit the king of the little people
and asks him how he could tell if his
bride-to be is still a virgin

The king says,"Aye Paddy,to be sure,all Irish humans
use three things for what they call a do-it-yourself
...Virginity Test Kit....
A can of red paint.A can of blue paint and a shovel.

Paddy asks,"Aye and to be sure ,what do i do with these things oh King?"
The king of the Fairies replies,"before you climb into bed on your
wedding night,you paint one of your testicles red and the other blue,
If she says "That's the strangest pair of balls i ever did see...!"
You hit her with the shovel.

Any day i wake up, is a good day

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