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Washing Machine

Post by Wotif on Thu 15 May 2014, 5:52 am





A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says,
"Baby, your a*se is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine."
The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex.
The wife says:
"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load.
You'll have to do it by hand

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Re: Washing Machine

Post by picknshovel on Mon 08 Sep 2014, 6:43 pm


A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says,
"Baby, your a*se is getting so fat, it's looking like a three burner BBQ."
The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex.
The wife says:
"No point lighten a three burner BBQ for half a sausage".

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