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Not politically correct, but good just the same.

Post by Wotif on Tue 03 Jun 2014, 2:59 pm

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.

Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Klingons?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.

" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,

"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Klingons."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,

"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says,

"I find it hard to believe that there are no Klingons in Mexico .

Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returns and says,

"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Klingons."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Klingons!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.

"All we have is Orange Klingons, Pineapple Klingons, Prune Klingons, Tomato Klingons and Apple Klingons,

but no Mexican Klingons."

Any day i wake up, is a good day

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