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Two Kiwis

Post by Wotif on Thu 26 Jun 2014, 6:56 am




Two Kiwis are walking down a street in Sydney.
One of the Kiwis happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said: "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 per pair".
The Kiwi says to his mate, " look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to New Zealund we could make a fortune!
Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, OK? Just let me do all the talking, cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us, so I'll speak in my best Aussie accent."
They enter the shop and the Kiwi says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my ute and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts. "You're from New Zealund, aren't you?"
"Well... Yes," says the surprised Kiwi. "How the hell did you pick that?"
The shop owner replied, "This is a bloody dry cleaners, mate!

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Re: Two Kiwis

Post by Flying kiwi on Thu 26 Jun 2014, 7:16 am

Hotdog

A guy pulls up to a hotdog stand and says ill have 60 hotdogs thanks the attendant asks why so many? the man 1 for me and 59 for the aussies in the back. again the attendant says how did u fit 59 aussies in the back the man says its easy once you squeeze the bull* out of them

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