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Father Murphy

Post by Wotif on Wed 30 Jul 2014, 5:01 pm

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," the man replied. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

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Re: Father Murphy

Post by ronybaby49 on Wed 30 Jul 2014, 6:42 pm

Top stuff, keep em coming... whgirt 

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Post by martinjsto on Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:16 pm

lol!  love em wotif.

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