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NO Speak English

Post by Wotif on Thu 09 Oct 2014, 4:24 pm

A German woman married an American gentleman born in

Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage

To communicate with her husband. The real problem arose

Whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy

Chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request,

So, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt

To show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave

Her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't

Know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned

Her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.

The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her

Husband to the store...

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What were you Thinking?

Her husband speaks English....hellooo!

I worry about you Sometimes!

Any day i wake up, is a good day

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