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Post by Wotif on Thu 07 May 2015, 3:43 pm



A man went to Harley Street

in London , having seen an advert for a

Gynecologist's Assistant

Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate

against the applicant's gender he was very interested, so went in and

asked the secretary for details.



She retrieved the file and read to him: "This job entails preparing

ladies for the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them

out of their underwear, laying them down and carefully washing their

private areas, applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and

removing all unwanted foliage, and finally, you'll be required to rub

in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist's examination."

Then she told him "The annual salary is £65,000 and if you're interested,

You'll have to go to Aberdeen."





"My goodness!", exclaimed the man, "Is that where the job is?"

"No" she answered - "That's where the end of the queue is!!!"

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