ASSUMPTIONS.....

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ASSUMPTIONS.....

Post by Wotif on Tue 24 Oct 2017, 3:38 pm



A woman was in a coma; she had been in it for months.
One day nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.
They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what they were noting, telling him:
"As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick...and bring her out of her coma.
The husband was highly skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy
and the husband finally agreed, and dutifully went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes, the poor woman's monitor flat lined;..no pulse..no heart rate.
The nurses quickly scrambled into the ward room..."What happened they cried?".....

The husband said, "I'm not sure!...Maybe she choked!"......

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