Golfing Couple

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Golfing Couple

Post by Wotif on Thu 19 Jul 2018, 4:24 pm

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing as well as they want to so they decide to take private lessons.

The husband has his lesson first. After the professional sees his swing, he says, No, no, no. Youre gripping the club way too hard!

Well, what should I do? the man asks. The pro replies: Try holding the club more gently, like youd hold your wifes breast.

The man heeds the advice, takes a swing and gasps in delight as he watches his ball soar 250 metres down the fairway. The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife cant wait for her lesson.

The next day she goes for her lesson and the pro watches her swing. No, no, no, he says, youre gripping the club way too hard. What can I do? asks the wife.

Hold the club gently, just like youd hold your husbands penis, the pro tells her.

The wife listens carefully to the advice, takes a swing and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, but stops short.

That was great,the pro says. Now, take the club out of your mouth and try swinging the club like youre supposed to!

Any day i wake up, is a good day

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