Retiree Vacuuming....

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Retiree Vacuuming....

Post by Wotif on Wed 14 Nov 2018, 9:07 am

After retiring, Joe does nothing except sit around the house all day.


Fed up, his wife says, "Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."
Joe looks at her for a moment and says, "Sure, why not.  Where's the vacuum?"


Half an hour later, he walks into the kitchen to get a coffee and his wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running.  I thought you were going to use it."


Exasperated, Joe says, "The stupid thing is broken.  It won't start. We need to buy a new one."


"Really", she questions, "Show me - It worked fine the last time I used it."



And so he shows her



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